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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Time Travel Legalized.

Dear friends.

We've fixed it!

If you don't know who Justin Bieber is, if Lindsay Lohan has remained sober for six months straight, if over 5,000 people have liked and commented on this post, it will be the proof we succeeded!

Posted by Jawwad Daud on January 01, 2074.

Time Travel Warriors.

Dear friends.

We've finally found out how this started. Tomorrow, a handful of us will travel back in time to the day it all started and will fix this.

Don't give up.

Power to the future!

Status updated by Jawwad Daud on December 31, 2073.

Time Travel Problems.

Dear friends.

We've just discovered that corrupt governments are burning history. They're doing it so we can't go back in time to fix the future. But we will prevail.

Power to the future!

Status updated by Jawwad Daud on July 31, 2042.

Time Travel Fight.

Dear friends.

It has been six five months since governments of the world banned time travel. I have joined a small rebel group and we're fighting the tyrannical powers for our right - your right - to travel back and forth in time.

Hang in there because this will 'take time.'

Status updated by Jawwad Daud on December 31, 2024.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Time Travel Banned.

Dear friends.

Time travel has been banned by our government. So please cooperate and voluntarily burn down your equipment.

This blog entry was made by Jawwad Daud on July 31, 2024.