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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Time Travel Legalized.

Dear friends.

We've fixed it!

If you don't know who Justin Bieber is, if Lindsay Lohan has remained sober for six months straight, if over 5,000 people have liked and commented on this post, it will be the proof we succeeded!

Posted by Jawwad Daud on January 01, 2074.

Time Travel Warriors.

Dear friends.

We've finally found out how this started. Tomorrow, a handful of us will travel back in time to the day it all started and will fix this.

Don't give up.

Power to the future!

Status updated by Jawwad Daud on December 31, 2073.

Time Travel Problems.

Dear friends.

We've just discovered that corrupt governments are burning history. They're doing it so we can't go back in time to fix the future. But we will prevail.

Power to the future!

Status updated by Jawwad Daud on July 31, 2042.

Time Travel Fight.

Dear friends.

It has been six five months since governments of the world banned time travel. I have joined a small rebel group and we're fighting the tyrannical powers for our right - your right - to travel back and forth in time.

Hang in there because this will 'take time.'

Status updated by Jawwad Daud on December 31, 2024.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Time Travel Banned.

Dear friends.

Time travel has been banned by our government. So please cooperate and voluntarily burn down your equipment.

This blog entry was made by Jawwad Daud on July 31, 2024.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Happy Father's Day ..... But Not to Men!


Friday, May 10, 2013

My Predictions for Outcome of Elections 2013.

First of all, please allow me to clear one thing: I am not voting in these elections because I support Musarrat Shaheen and unfortunately Election Commission of Pakistan refused to transfer my vote to her constituency.
Second of all, these are just analyses / predictions and don't really reflect my support (or animosity) towards any political party.
Third of all, don't vote because it's your responsibility: vote because it is your right.
Without further ado, following are the predictions for the outcome of Elections 2013:
PML-N's Prediction: We will return to power Insha Allah.

PPP's Prediction: We will remain in power Insha Allah.

JUI-F's Prediction: We will be part of the new government as well Insha Allah.

PTI's Prediction: We will secure landslide victory Insha Allah.

My Prediction: PML-N will form a coalition government in center with the help of PPP. They'll re-elect Zardari as president for the next five years. Things will deteriorate over the years but the president will keep on intervening and saving the day for the next five years. PTI will secure 40 to 60 seats in National Assembly and will form a strong opposition.

On provincial level, PTI will secure provincial government, maybe Punjab. Imran Khan will make radical changes and concrete improvements in the province. Based on his performance, he'll have his victory in the elections of 2018.

Or maybe there will be another election in 2015 where PTI will win and form a coalition government.

Please take this for what it is: an analysis / prediction.

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